This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things (#1)

America, honey, please stop proving that stereotypes about our culture exist for a reason.

America #1: We're gun-toting!

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She's going to shoot him in his toodles, kids.


America #2: We're lard-soaked!

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Look at it.
Go ahead!
LOOK AT YOUR FUTURE!