No Crying, No Pointing

I spend entirely too much time Instant Messaging with my friend, Ryan. While often inane, the IM conversations sometimes yield important things I'd like to remember. Today's IM was the inane kind. I still liked it.

While discussing his weirdo UFO dream, we came up with some rules of how to avoid getting slapped around by an aggressive dream UFO. First two rules? No crying, no pointing. Keep these in mind, folks. That's a little free advice from your ole Uncle Sarah and her buddy, Ryan.