How to Sit in Hairspray (5 Easy Steps!)
1. Be vain2. Stand at mirror in lilliputian bathroom at work
3. Endlessly spritz hair with Frizz-Ease in attempt to rectify Nature's truculence
4. Go to bathroom, realizing that you've overshot your head and covered toilet seat (and, shortly thereafter, your rump) in "special conditioning and glossing agents"
5. Be cranky
Thumbs up, y'all!
posted by ThursdayJava @ 11:00 AM
2 Comments:
At 12:51 PM,
Anonymous said…
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At 2:13 PM,
Kingfish said…
Good stuff! I am happy I ran into this.
Pax.
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