Screw Loose-ifer

My new favorite weirdness is from one of CNN's articles on Michael Jackson – here are the last two paragraphs of the specific article (which isn't easy to find on CNN, sorry):

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In the day's final development, a London woman filed a 93-page* handwritten document in Los Angeles Superior Court claiming she was Jackson's secret wife and the mother of all three of his children.

In asking for all of Jackson's assets, the woman also added: "I have up to 30 children. My Father (Satan the Devil) Khalid Lucifer as he is known, gave them to us."
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I told my mother about this article and she said...

Mom: Do they tell the woman's name?
Me: No, but I assume it's "Tammy Lucifer" or "Wanda Lucifer..."
Mom: More like "Screw Lucifer."

THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT.

And here, faster than your mother can squirt seltzer in your eye, are today's playlists:

Log for first part of July 2nd, 2009 show

Log for second part of July 2nd, 2009 show

*Also, please note that the letter was 93-pages and HAND WRITTEN. Crazy people are some of the best workers out there.

Also, rest in peace, MJ.